I have my biography as my first post because when’s a better time than this to attract you with my personality, right?
If I were to describe myself in one word, it would be ‘Couch-potato’ (Yeah, I inserted the hyphen to make it look like a single word). I am very lazy, the first thing that people discern about me. Don’t get me wrong, I do work, a lot of mental work. Hence, this blog was born.
I am a female with interests like music, books and technology – I’m a huge tech freak; I like the basic stuff. I have many skills though. All of them aren’t present currently but I believe they’ll develop in time. I hope.
Writing a self-biography is such a tough job, I realize that now. As soon as your fingers touch the keyboard, all thoughts of who you are flee your mind and all you’re left with are gibberish languages or an almost empty mind like Homer’s. Look, the monkey is going bananas in such a space.
Oh, speaking of languages, I speak five languages – it was six previously but no one seems to appreciate sarcasm anymore. That’s all I remember about myself for now.
What, you thought I was going to give out some personal details? Don’t be ridiculous. I’ve read plenty of Creepypastas to know what lurks on the internet.
Well, that’s it for now. Nobody’s going to want to go back to this first post anyway. Oh, but do think of this as a strategy to make you want to go through more blog pages of mine in curiosity. Pretty clever, huh?
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